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The Dreaded E-Survey
Ever wish that e-surveys would just go away? Me too... but after people get this in reply, they won't ask again.

Getting to know you...

Read the following survey all the way through, and answer each question honestly. This is a great way to get to know your friends better, and for them to get to know you better! Copy this email (do not press reply) and change the answers to fit you.

1. Name? Ellanna
2. Age? n/a
3. Gender? n/a
4. Sexual orientation? Not inclined.
5. Favorite color? Blood...
6. Hobbies? Books and Blood
7. Occupation? Ritual Magician
8. What is your favorite kind of car? The kind that other people drive for me.
9. Funniest book you have ever read? Salve Deus Rex Judaeorum
10. Saddest book you have ever read? The Tenth Insight
11. Scariest book you have ever read? PuritanŐs Guide to Sex
12. Favorite Movie? Tank Girl
13. Computer? Blood.
14. Have you ever been in love?
15. What is on you mouse pad? Right now? A small bowl full of entrails and a human eyeball... oh wait, you mean what is printed on it... blood.
16. Favorite song? Blood. Blood. Blood.
17. Who sent you this? Someone with a brain the size of a marmoset's
18. Who is most likely to reply to this? See above
19. Who is least likely to reply to this? Patrick... because he's dead and can't access his email.



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